30^th June 2015

THE DAUNTLESS__WHEN LOVE ONLY IS NOT ENOUGH

Hello diary,

They say for every appealing bitch you see some dog somewhere is tired of her shit and for every handsome man guy you see, out there is a girl tired of screwing him.so I say ignore all those people who think they have experienced and seen enough to advise us they don’t know shit!

Some say love is all needed to survive and live happily ever after, but what do we do when love only is not enough? When Hollywood run out of creativity to bring us princess diaries and all that is left are tragic stories of Romeo and Juliet Capulet? Well since this phase is already here listen up;

1. LOVE does not exist but LUST does__the only difference is how long your lust lasts, the longer the better for you before he goes out and cheats the smart ones never get caught but then its men we are talking about.

2.to get over a BITCH get on top of ANOTHER __this method of dealing with “heartbreaks “as human calls it the 13^th step in the 12 steps of getting over addictions. VERY EFFECTIVE.

3. THEY forget to tell you how happily ever after is so BOOOORING!

WELL booring isn’t an actual word but picture this

SLEEPING BEAUTY __After being cursed by a very bad which lets say maleficent, she sleeps for a hundred years before her prince charming in a golden amour comes to rescue her by giving her the true loves kiss and then they live happy ever after! But the author doesn’t bother to explain since he is afraid to bore you out but I will anyway…so they bump uglies every night 365days a year, she pops out little kids ,she smiles, she cooks ,cleans boring right? My point exactly.

CINDERELLA__SHE IS BEAUTIFUL EVEN THE MAGIC MIRROR SAYS SO but when her problems are gone boredom sets in …seemingly she is little miss perfect always does things right but after her true loves kiss comes the boring happily ever after.Prince charming gets out of his twenties and goes into 30’s and then 40’s and midlife crisis sets in he sees shrek’s beautiful wife Fiona and hits on her and oh lets not forget since he is in his forties he cant sing as as good as he used to and Cinderella becomes a bored depressed housewife who pops pills.

I THINK YOU NOW GET MY POINT it’s not just because am a disturbed teenager that am crazy and bitter to prove this am going to tell you how to love a different way...THE DAUNTLESS WAY

The dauntless love is more realistic and achievable

Romeo and Juliet Capulet __though a stupid move they died for love like literally don’t mistake me I don’t enjoy sad endings but they are more practical.

Shrek and Fiona__no one likes to be ugly but they agreed to be ugly forever and leaving royalty.

So dearest WHEN LOVE ONLY IS NOT ENOUGH one should;

TRUST_when I say I did not mean to hurt you, trust me and move on, trust me with your feelings stop keeping them bottled up and unleashing them like a deadly bomb whenever you lose it.